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Credits for the CarTalk Show on National Public Radio: |
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Air-Quality Monitor |
Carmine Dioxide |
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Airline Reservation Manager |
Will Price Randomly |
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Appeals Specialist |
Bud Uronner |
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Appointment Secretary |
Stu Earley |
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Art Critic |
Phyllis Steen |
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Assertiveness Training Coach |
Lois Steem |
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Assistant Customer Care Representive |
Kurt Reply |
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Asst. Directors of Computer Services |
Sy Burnett and Sy Quest |
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Assistant Director of Long Range Planning |
Heinz Sight |
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Assistant Director of Moral Support |
Hugo Gurll |
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Assistant Director of Strategic Planning |
Kent C. Detrees |
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Asst. Fleet Manager |
Lisa Carr |
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Asst. Transportation Coordinator |
Orson Buggy |
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Attorney General |
Janet Torino |
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Attorney General in charge of Tobacco Settlements |
Hubert H. Humvee II |
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Audience Estimator |
Adam Illion |
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Auto-Body Expert |
James Bondo |
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Automotive Finishes Consultant |
Rusty Steele |
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Automotive Medical Researcher |
Dr. Denton Fender |
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Automotive Registrar |
Megan Model |
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Bail Bond Provider |
Freida Gogh |
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Banker, Car Talk Plaza Poker Games |
Nikolai Putin |
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Behavior Consultant |
Wyatt B. Hoovesia |
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Bathroom Tile Installer |
Lotta Bullnose |
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Blues Coordinator |
Mahamadan Ptolemy |
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Bolt Tightener |
Tilda Plierslip |
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British Cutlery Specialist |
Sir Irving Spoon |
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British Doorman |
Isaiah Olchap |
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Boston Funeral Director |
Hadley Newham |
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Boston Traffic Director |
Laura Biden |
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Bunji Jumping Instructor |
Hugo First |
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Butler in Car Talk's Scotland Division |
Angus MacCoatup |
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Broadcast Philosopher |
Phillip Airtime |
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Car Stereo Installer |
Carlos Antenna |
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Car Talk Bouncer |
Euripedes Ibreakayourface |
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Car Talk Ice Rink Manager |
Sam Boney |
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Car Talk Opera Critic |
Barbara Seville |
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Celebrity Consultants |
Richard Gere-Oil, Mick Jaguar |
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Chairman, Federal Lubrication Board |
Alan Greasepan |
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Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff |
John Shall-I-Pop-a-Wheelie |
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Chairman, Math Dept. |
Horatio Algebra |
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Chairman, Oral History Dept. |
Ira Caull |
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Chairman, Staff Physics Dept. |
Victor Analysis |
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Chairman, Underemployment Study Group |
Art Majors |
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Chief Justice |
Harry Mental, aka Judge Mental |
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Chief Legal Counsel |
Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham &Howe |
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Chief Negotiator |
Bernadette Bridge |
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Chief of Stadium Seating for the Olympics |
Wayne Back |
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Chief of Tire Technology |
Yessir Itsaflat |
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Child Development Expert |
Dr. Benjamin Spark |
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Child Transportation Specialist |
Minnie Van Driver |
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Co-Chairmen of Apathy Study Group |
Ben Thayer, Don Thatt |
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Collision Repair Specialist |
Jesse "The Body Shop" Ventura |
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Commencement Speaker |
Gladys Overwith |
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Communications Director |
George Stayontopothis |
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Conductor Emeritus, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra |
Sludgy Ozawa |
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Conductor, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra |
Philip Harmonic |
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Conflict Resolution Specialist |
Yvonne Apeesamey |
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Congressional Lobbyists |
Orrin Hatchback, Dan Rustencarski, Paul Simonize, B. F. Gingrich |
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Conservative Political Commentator |
Eileen Tudor-Wright |
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Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Program |
Cody Pendant |
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Coordinator of Summer Visits to the Inlaws |
Don Juan-Gogh |
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Copyright Attorney |
Pat Pending |
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Corporate Spokesperson |
Hugh Lyon Sack |
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Criminal Justic Expert |
Lauren Order |
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Curator of Tom's Car Collection |
Rex Galore |
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Customer Car Care Representative |
Haywood Jabuzoff |
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Daylight Savings Time Manager |
Konrad Adenauer |
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Defense Dept. Consultant |
Major Error |
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Dental Hygienist |
Ginger Vitis |
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Dermatologist for Teenagers |
Don Pickett |
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Designer of Casual Clothing Line |
Noh Tie, Woo! |
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Director of Automotive Security |
Boris Karlarm |
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Director, Automotive Recycling Center (aka Junkyard) |
Ricardo Dismantleban |
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Director of The Car Talk Psychic Network |
La Toyota Jackson |
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Director of Catering |
Russell Upsumgrub |
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Director of Cadillac Steering |
Toulouse Toutrack |
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Director of Clandestine Meetings |
Ron DesVue |
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Director of Cold Weather Starting |
Martina Neverturnover |
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Director of Computer Diagnostics |
Gus O'Genn |
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Director of Computer Services |
Dot Matrix |
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Director of Congressional Funding |
Fred Knott |
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Director of Country Music |
Stan Beyerman |
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Director of Delicate Electronics Repair |
Anita Hammer |
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Director of Desert Food Supplies |
Sandy Berger |
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Director of E-mail Responses |
Peggy Flaming |
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Director of Firestone Tire Recalls |
Ivana Michelin |
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Director of Gender Studies |
Amanda B. Reckondwyth |
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Director of Genealogical Research |
Manny Cousins |
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Director of High-Speed Impact Studies |
Ricardo Montana-Bahn |
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Director of Holiday Visits to the In-laws |
Don Juan Gogh |
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Director of Italian Traffic Enforcement |
Noah U. Turna |
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Director of Intensive Care Unit (The Picabo ICU) |
Picabo Street |
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Director of Jamaican Baseball Operations |
Reggae Jackson |
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Director of Japanese Cooling Systems |
Emperor Overhito |
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Director of Latin American Shameless Commerce |
Chico Maniorda |
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Director of Listener Support |
Noah Fundrive |
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Director of Lubrication |
Olive Presser |
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Director of Luxury Car Horns |
Toney Blare |
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Director of Long-Range Strategic Planning |
Kay Sera |
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Director of Medical Research |
Placebo Domingo |
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Director of Monopoly Policy |
Juan Moorehouse |
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Director of New Product Repair |
Warren T. Mifutt |
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Director of Nutritional Supplements |
Rose Hips |
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Director of Pedestrian Operations |
Carless Castenada |
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Director of Photography |
Len Scapon |
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Director of Pollution Control |
Maury Missions |
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Director of Purchasing |
Lois Bidder |
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Director of Red Sox Themed Upholstery |
Nomar Car-seat-repairer |
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Director of Russian Rust Protection |
Yevgeny Primercoat |
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Director of Satisfied Customer Relations |
Norma Lee Nunn |
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Director of Speed Bumps |
Slow-Me-Down Milosevic |
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Director of Sports Information |
Linus Scrimmage |
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Director of Staff Pay Increases |
Xavier Breath (assisted by Tony Von Thinkett!) |
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Director of Standard Time |
Red Auerbach |
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Director of Sycophantic Activities |
Eileen Yorway |
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Director of Unsolicited Advice |
H. Ross Peugeot |
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Director of Upward Mobility in Eastern Europe |
Zbigniew Chrysler |
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Director of Warm-Weather Programming |
Sumner Reruns |
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Divorce Attorney |
Carmine Nottyors |
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Document Security Expert from Jamaica |
Euripedes Upmann |
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East Asian Used Car Expert |
Alexander Soldyernissan |
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Electronics Technician |
Sammy Conductor |
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Elocution Coach |
Richard Shun (aka Dick) |
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Emergency Room Physician |
Henrietta Badclam |
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Emissions Tester |
Justin Hale VII (I, II,III, IV, V, VI may they RIP) |
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Engine Cooling Systems Manager |
Jean Claude Air Damme |
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Evasive Driving Instructor |
Vera Bruptly |
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Executive Washroom Attendant |
Eustace Stahl |
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Exercise Guru |
Liza Round |
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Fact Checker |
Ella Fynoe |
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Fashion Consultant |
Natalie Attired |
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Fashion Improvement Coach |
Noah Vale |
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Financial Forecaster |
Lou Gubrious |
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Fleet Manager |
Oscar de la Rental |
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French Automotive Liaison |
Maurice Chevrolet |
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French Child Care Coordinator |
Gerard Diaperdoo |
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German Interpreter |
Axel Hausen |
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Golf and Wine Correspondent |
Litre Vino |
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Graduation Coordinators |
Val and Dick Torian |
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Grammar Consultant |
I.M. Shirley Wright |
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Head of Division of Threat Assessment |
Ewen Whadarmy |
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Head of Bldgs. & Grounds |
Moe D'Lawn |
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Head of Personal Security |
C. Howie Run |
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Head of Security |
Barb Dwyer |
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Heads of Parts Dept. |
Al Lloyd Wheel, Constance Velocity |
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Head of Used Car Purchasing |
Ewell B. Hoffinett |
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Help Line Coordinator |
Kara Lott-Knott |
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Horsepower Consultant |
Mr. Ed |
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Hospitality Director |
Doris Shutt |
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Inventory Manager |
Mandalit Del Bar-Code |
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Iraqi Sales Director |
Aziz Nowarranty |
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Italian Governess |
Donna Day Evvalurn |
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International Lubrication Experts |
C.V. Boutros Boutros Gali and Fidel Castrol |
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Japanese Chef |
Benny Honda |
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Jazz Music Coordinator |
Bertha Deblues |
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Keeper of Bell Tower |
(Hatchback of NotreDame) Quasi Automotive |
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Latin American Trade Representative |
Noah Comprenday |
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Leader of The Former Peugeot Dealers of America Support Group |
Eustace L. Emmons |
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Libel Defense Director in Tokyo |
Sosumi Areti |
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Leo Tolstoy biographer |
Warren Peace |
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Liaison to the British Isles |
Isaiah Oldchap |
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Liaison Officer to Volvo & Renault |
Bjorne Toulouse |
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Lighting Expert |
Shanda Lear |
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Literary Critics |
Ernest & Julio Hemingway |
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Lottery Ticket Coordinator |
Jason Rainbows |
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Manager of Automotive Accessories |
Francis Ford Cupholda |
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Manager of Car Talk Capital Depreciation Fund |
Les Ismore |
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Manager of Cartalk.Com |
Cy Burnett |
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Manager, Car Talk Listeners Rebate Program |
Wendy Pigsfly |
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Manager, Donkey Based Video Equipment |
Cameron Diaz |
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Manager of Employee Refrigerator |
Carmen Dating |
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Manager of the Weekly Shrimp Buffet |
Sheldon Deveigned |
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Marriage Counselor |
Marion Haste |
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Montana Traffic Law Director |
Hugh Jim Bissell |
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Mortgage Loan Consultant |
Nora Lenderbee |
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Musical Director |
Donna E. Mobile |
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Nutrition Consultants |
Eaton Wright and Liven Good |
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New Truck Reviewer |
Zbigniew Rigg |
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Official Football Widow |
Eliza Decouch |
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On-Air Breath Consultant |
Hal Otosis |
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Official Spokesperson |
Lou Scannon |
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Overseer of Florida Voting Practices |
Emmanuel Recount |
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Parking Attendant |
Rick O'Shea |
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Pedestrian Advocate |
Jay Walker |
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Personal Marriage Coach |
Liv Turegretit |
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Personal Trainer |
Jim Shortz |
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Photographer |
F. Stop Fitzgerald |
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Poet Laureate |
Robert Defrost |
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Prayer Coach |
Denise Hurt |
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Pre-show Caterers |
Giardia Brothers |
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President, Car Talk Hair Club for Men |
Emerson Fittibaldie (he's also a client) |
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Producer's Office, Furnished by |
Rick Kleiner |
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Proof Reader |
Erin Spelling |
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Proprietor of Car Talk's men clothing store |
Euripedes Eumenedes |
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Pseudonym Consultant |
Norm De Plume |
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Public Opinion Pollster |
Paul Murky of Murky Research |
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Ratings Analysis Specialist |
Rita Menweip |
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Regional Director, Atlanta |
Frank Lee Scarlett |
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Repair Cost Consultant |
Bill M. Moore |
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Russian Chauffeur |
Picov Andropov |
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Safety Officers |
Mort & Fay Tality |
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Sales Director |
Aziz Nowarranty |
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Sales Motivation Coach |
Norman Vincent Pealeout |
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Seat Cushion Tester |
Mike Easter |
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Seating Consultant |
Rush Lumbar |
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Secretary of Pain Relief |
Les Aspirin |
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Secretary of Halogen Headlamps |
Made-A-Lane Allbright |
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Secretary of Photographic Reproduction |
Fresh Prince |
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Self Esteem Coach |
Mia Culpa |
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Senior Citizen Driving Instructor |
Tonya Blinkeroff |
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Sexual Harrassment Intervention Counselor |
Pat McCann |
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Sexual Harrassment Investigator |
Hank Panke |
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Shop Foreman |
Luke Bizzy |
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Short Order Cook |
Art Burn |
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Singing Urologist |
Urethra Franklin |
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Soloists |
Kerry Oki, Victor Yugo |
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Speech Pathologist |
Peter Aftermey |
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Spiritual Counselor |
Miss Dolly Lama |
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Staff Author |
Four-Door Dostoevski |
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Staff Activities Coordinator |
Dewey Hafta |
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Staff Acupuncturist |
O. Howard Hertz |
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Staff Advisor |
Judy Cyde |
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Staff Bikini Waxer |
Harry Mouval |
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Staff Bodyguard |
Liam Malone |
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Staff Butler, from the Car Talk Bombay Division |
Mahatma Coat |
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Staff Bouncer |
Euripedes Ibrakauface |
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Staff Carburetor Expert |
Leslie Stahl |
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Staff Cardiologist |
Angie O'Plasty |
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Staff Cat Feeder |
Ken Opener |
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Staff Chaplain |
Neil Down |
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Staff Child Seat Tester |
Drew Lee Weiner |
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Staff Chiropractor |
Winston Paine |
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Staff Composers |
Gustav Muffler, Bela Cartok |
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Staff Cooks |
Al Dente, Sal Monella |
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Staff Copy Editor |
Adeline Moore |
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Staff Dietician |
Norma Lee Chowen |
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Staff Disciplinarian |
Les Stern |
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Staff Dramatist |
Anton Chokeov |
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Staff Gastroenterologist |
Dr. Louis Stuhls |
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Staff Geneticist |
Dr. Jean Poole |
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Staff Gossip Columnist. |
Bud Inski |
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Staff Grief Counselor |
Ariel Bummerman |
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Staff Mediator |
Sue First |
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Staff Meteorologist |
Gail Storm |
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Staff Morticians |
Barry L. Plotz & Sven Didigo |
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Staff Nutritionist |
Arlene Menu |
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Staff Oral Historian |
Studds Tercel |
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Staff Physicist |
Moe Mentum |
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Staff Psychologist |
Les Moody |
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Staff Referees |
York Hall and Mike Hall |
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Staff Reporters |
Walter Windshield, Walter Crankcase |
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Staff Snowplow Driver |
Frasier Tushov |
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Staff Tax Preparer |
Lionel Little |
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Staff Urologist |
Willa Catheter |
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Statistician |
Marge Innovera |
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Suppliers of Insurance to Dewey, Cheetham and Howe |
C.F.I. Care |
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Surgeon General |
C. Everett Koop DeVille |
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Swedish Attorney |
Bjorn Liar |
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Swing Dance Consultant |
Antonia Band-Era |
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Tailor |
Euripedes Imenedes |
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Tax Consultant |
Lou Pole |
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Telephone Solicitation Response Specialist |
Teresa Noboddihoum |
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Timing Director |
Benjamin Not-Yet-You-Yahoo! |
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Tom's Personal Hygiene Coach |
Haseen Benisi |
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Tom's Personal Matchmaker |
Robin D'Craydell |
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Town Car Rear Seat Passenger |
Ralph Oliver |
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Town Criers |
Nina Clark and Alice Well |
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Transportation Coordinator |
Rick Shaw |
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Travel Agent |
Lois Faire |
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Used Car Salesperson |
Sasha Diel |